By Conlan Salgado

Written by Conlan Salgado

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Mamdani

“Mamdani the moron” is alliterative, but also illustrative. He supports socialism–technically speaking, that is. Literal state-run grocery stores. The Left has been sowing the seeds of Marxism for 50 years, and suddenly someone has shown up with a hammer-and-sickle to reap the harvest.

Nevertheless, allow me to express my surprise, my indignation, my downright shock at the notion that Mamdani has introduced new levels of corruption into the Democrat party.

In the year 2025, the Democrat party supports:

• Assisted suicide of the elderly
• A program of mass eugenics and infanticide, which they justify by explaining that, indeed, fetuses are biologically human; they’re just not persons in the real sense of persons (hold my swastika, please).
• Castration of and medical experimentation on the mentally ill; the polite phrase, I believe, is Gender-affirming care.
• Child trafficking, drug-fueled mass murder (100k fentanyl deaths per annum), and providing material support for/abetting cartel activity. In two words: open borders. In two more words: mass migration.
• Jailing of political opponents, ballot manipulation, high-profile federalized police raids of regime critics’ private residences.

So, no. Government-run grocery stores are not a new low for the Democrat party. They’re a terrible idea, certainly. The Left, however, has long had the creative process for those trademarked.

Epstein

Donald Trump is not in the Epstein files.

Here’s an exercise for your liberal friends. It’s really easy. It’s designed for those with weak or inactive minds.

Premise 1: Biden referred to Trump as a “fascist” or semi-fascist on minimum four distinct occasions (Grok, fact check this). Karine Jean-Pierre told the press, “Donald Trump has said he is going to be a dictator day 1. We cannot ignore that.”

Premise 2: The Biden White House coordinated with state-level prosecutors to ensure the hoped-for timely imprisonment of primary political rival Donald J Trump. Biden White House staff met with Nathan Wade at least twice, for at least one “conference with White House counsel” and one interview “with staff.” Unfortunately, he couldn’t recall what the purpose of the conference meeting was. Dagnabit! Definitely not about the Georgia criminal prosecution of Donald Trump, though. I bet. Probably.

Premise 3: The Democrat party brought 90+ criminal indictments against Donald Trump threatening more than 150+ years of prison time, utilizing never-before-witnessed legal theories.

Premise 4: NY altered its statute of limitation laws in order to find Trump liable of sexual assault (rape, i.e) in an astonishingly dubious, weakly remembered, wobbly-fact-padded, ha-ha-ha-let-me-buy-you-a-new-wardrobe-with-my-new-money incident recounted by E Jean Carrol from 30 years ago.

Premise 5: Never mind. I won’t even mention the assassination attempts; I won’t correlate without causation. Dehumanizing language only incites violence against black people, or trans people, or gay people. Calling Trump “hitler”, fascist, semi-fascist, a threat to democracy, garbage, holding up his severed, bloody head: none of that contributed to the political atmosphere which bred the assassin.

Conclusion: The leader of the Democrat party deliberately withheld definitive proof that Donald Trump was a pedophile.

*Somewhere above, a reasoning mistake was made. I refuse to assist the reader in finding it. 

Sydney Sweeney

Sydney Sweeney made a sexualized, body-is-willing ad for the jeans company American Eagle. She made a pun about her “great genes” determining her “great traits.”

The Left, constantly lacking self-awareness, went ape-shit and accused the company of dog-whistling eugenics. Selective breeding.

Do not get conspiratorial and consider preventative medicine IVF, or elective abortions based on financial instability (baby has the undesirable trait of costing money to raise), mental health (baby the undesirable trait of causing the mother stress), unintended pregnancies (the baby has the undesirable trait of being untimely).

The Left forgot even to be offended by the exploitation of the female body for money profits.

As an aside, I encourage the democrat party not to support this self-sabotaging scheme of preventative medicine. After all, if we selected our babies after screening for IQ (which is repulsive and anti-Christian), we might have significantly fewer democrats.

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